Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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