ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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