So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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