So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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