YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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