you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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