Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I would fuck him just for his dog
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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