When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
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