he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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