Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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