The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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