So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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