You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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