found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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