So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Randomize
