Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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