But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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