Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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