On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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