So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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