What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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