So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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