yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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