i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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