STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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