I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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