suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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