Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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