# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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