Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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