so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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