How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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