i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
My penis needs a shock collar
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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