So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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