You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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