Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
40s are totally the cure
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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