it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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