chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i out mim tonsoeep
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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