Cold hands, warm shart.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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