he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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