My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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