I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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