and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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