ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
my liver is dry heaving
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