Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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