are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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