At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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