Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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