question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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