Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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