he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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