Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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