So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Randomize
