just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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