Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Hippo gnu deer
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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