Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
