I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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