Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
don't judge my taste in strippers
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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